Yes. This.
The End of the World might happen today. Or it might not. Since you and I are both still here (losers!), here's how The Oatmeal thinks the Big Event might go down.
But Not This.
The pecan trees currently spitting sugary sap onto my parked scooter. On the bright side, my gloves stick to the handles, so that might be safer, and my engine smells like toasted marshmallows when it warms up.
Mayor of Nerdville
Haven't yet bothered to cover my scooter to prevent pecan sap build-up. SO LAZY. No wonder I wasn't raptured.
Shhh, Don't Tell...
...but I don't accept the Rapture as a significant statistical probability.
Question of the Day
Marshmallows: raw, toasted, or burnt?
3 ate pie:
Toasted for sure. Love how your scooter smells like marshmallows. mmmm
Burned! Set on fire, flame and charcoal and sweet, sticky, gooey mess!
I'm down with both, really. :)
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