Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Race Report: Los Chupacabras de la Noche 10K
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
The Giving Tree Has a Sassy Gay Friend
Remember when Second City was SCTV with Eugene Levy, John Candy, et al? Now they have the Sassy Gay Friend, and with the help of YouTube, he's spreading the awesome wider than ever. Think: Jack McFarland unencumbered by network-TV censors.
In case you missed it (i.e., you have a life outside Twitter and Facebook), the Sassy Gay Friend has a few words for children's book icon The Giving Tree (NSFW)...
Monday, July 26, 2010
5 Reasons Patience Pays in Writing
1. Life Is Long
Too long to live down something you rushed out, something with cardboard characters doing unmotivated things in a flimsy world. You have the time to make it right. Why publish anything else?
2. You Might Get Hit by a Bus Tomorrow
But you probably won't, so don't make excuses. Take time to learn your craft. Listen to advice from successful writers. Analyze the books you love. Try things out. Keep what works. Stock your toolbox.
3. Crap Floats
When you put your first draft in a super-secret drawer for several weeks before rereading, it's amazing what scum rises to the surface. Since you've waited to share, you can skim the crap and bury it before anyone notices. *Whew*
4. Some Characters Are Shy
I discovered a character during a re-write. She was hiding behind a tree. I lured her out to see what she would do, and it turns out she's a spitfire with a great backstory. She's now a main character.
5. Your Idea May Be a Live Oak
Live oaks take a long time to grow. If they sprout at all, the saplings are spindly, with ridiculously tiny leaves. But even in the most inhospitable conditions, the tree continues to grow, and reach, and twist, until years (and years and years) later, its broad limbs and dense leaves can shelter a whole town. When that many people love your tree, you win. They win. The tree wins.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Pre-Race Diet (No Goat)
Yeah, so it's Los Chupacabras (de la Noche!), but I'm not sucking any goats in preparation for tonight's run.
(Or for any other purpose.)
How I'm getting today's Fun Run fuel (w/ lots of water):
Breakfast
- frittata w/ roasted asparagus, cauliflower, and red pepper
- orange juice
Morning Snack
- cashew + date bar
- hot green tea
Lunch
- bean burger patty w/ mayo + pickles
- apple
- peanut butter
Early Dinner (planned)
- brown rice w/ black beans
Pre-race (planned)
During-Race (planned)
Post-Race (included w/ registration)
- beer
- cheeseburger
- fries
- soda
I know -- I shouldn't depend on food that has to be capitalized, but we've been using the Gatorade and Shot Bloks for our long runs and they work well first thing in the morning. We may not need them so much at night. We'll see.
Do you have to plan your meals for events like this? What works well for you?
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Blog Chain: Revision
How do you handle revisions? Do you revise as you're writing, or do you wait until you've gone through beta readers and crit partners to revise? How soon after you finish do you begin your revisions?
I use several stages of revision.
When I'm in first-draft mode, I write each day's text with the laptop lid lowered, using only lowercase letters and periods. (This is because if my inner editor can see what I just typed, she won't shut her yap.) When I finish for the day, I raise the lid and go through the text, fixing all the mechanics: spelling, punctuation, etc. This gives me the freedom to write-write-write, but still gives me a clean first draft.
Then I close the file, and its folder, and ignore the project for 4-6 weeks, on the advice of Stephen King, to whom I bow every morning and offer tiny gifts.
Four weeks later (I never last for six), I open the manuscript and read the whole thing through in one shot. This first pass gives me a birds-eye view of the crappiness of my first draft.
Then I print it, and read the hard copy aloud. This second pass reveals not just the crappiness, but also all my clunky sentences, questionable word choices, and dropped plot lines. I make notes in red regarding the problems.
On the third pass, I review the problem-notes to find solutions. I mark these on the hard copy--adding, deleting, and changing text. Then I make the changes in the digital file and label it second draft.
When I'm satisfied it won't give them hives, I beg some beta readers to read the manuscript. I ask for constructive feedback. I offer chocolate.
The third draft means addressing the issues uncovered (and pointed and laughed at) by the betas. Only when this draft is complete am I comfortable sending a project to my agent.
This, of course, describes the best-case scenario. Sometimes, despite all efforts, the inner editor won't shut up. Sometimes I don't have paper or ink to print the hard-copy draft. Sometimes the beta readers are busy and I have to trust my own judgement on the third draft, or send it to Super-Agent Chris for his feedback.
And revisions don't stop there, do they? I've also done guided revision with Chris before sending a project on submission, and I'm preparing to revise a project now based on editorial feedback. If I had to guess how many drafts BRIAR-BOUND has seen, it'd be around 10 or 11 so far, with several to go.
If you missed it, check out Cole's answer before mine, then head over to Kate's place tomorrow to see how she handles revisions.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Because 6 Pitch-Black Miles Make a Great 1st Trail Run, Right?
So remember the X-Files episode called El Mundo Gira?
No?
How 'bout if I say El Chupacabra?
Cue Scully: "Is that that Mexican goat-sucker thing?"
Imagine my glee when I saw this race advertised:
How much do you love that poster? From Run in Texas:
"The course runs through heavily wooded dirt trails in the dark. A flashlight or headlamp is required. The trails can be very rocky with tree roots in places, as well as low branches so paying attention is critical. Trails will be marked with flour on the ground and glow sticks in the trees. All runners will recieve a post race party lasting until midnight, a tech shirt, post race beer (for those of age) [ed: WOOT!], and Momak’s burger or salad, fries and a drink as part of your entry. This is a fun run so no awards will be given but overall results will be posted."[Emphasis mine. WOOT also mine.]
So we're running it Friday night. I think it'll be Dave's first real trail run. Wish us luck!
Any cool events coming up in your neck of the woods?
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Favorite Book-to-Film Adaptations
Yesterday, author Matt Myklusch* tweeted he'd finished THE PASSAGE and thought it deserves a whole series -- not just a single movie.
That got me thinking about my favorite book-to-film adaptations. I like them for different reasons...
Most Faithful to the Book
STAND BY ME, hands down. It seemed like the movie was word-for-word Stephen King's novella, and since THE BODY was awesome, so was Rob Reiner's movie. Amazing that so many other adaptations of King could screw up the source material so badly. Not so here, where the quiet suspense of four boys on a summer hike to find a dead body is punctuated with King's awesome dialogue and characterization.
Another Reiner movie; this guy's a faithful dude. The only difference between William Goldman's book of THE PRINCESS BRIDE and his screenplay is that in place of the dungeon and Machine we know from the movie, the book features a pitch-black, multi-story, underground hunting labyrinth. So...tough to film. And now it's hard to imagine the story without the Machine, right?
Most Anticipated Adaptation
I am indeed looking forward to the final HARRY POTTER movies, but I gotta go with GAME OF THRONES here. HBO is giving this first book in George R R Martin's A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE series the full treatment. Sean Bean and Peter Dinklage head the cast, and they're filming in Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Morocco. I'm not speaking in Dothraki or making Jon Snow avatars for myself (...yet), but yeah. Totally excited.
What are you favorite book-to-film adaptations, and why? What adaptation are you most anticipating -- whether it's been announced or not?
* Don't miss Matt's debut middle grade novel JACK BLANK AND THE IMAGINE NATION, out August 3 -- two weeks!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Fired Up
This weekend I had several experiences that fired me up to revise BRIAR-BOUND: two books and a movie.
The first book is THE PASSAGE by Justin Cronin, one of the fiction books I'm reading right now. What I'm taking away from it is how he uses voice in 3rd person-limited point of view. I believe the ebook was rushed out -- the section breaks are missing -- but I can usually tell who's the POV character for each new section by the voice. And it's just well-written. (Shouldn't all thrillers be that way?)
The movie was Inception, written and directed by Christopher Nolan. My mind's still roiled by it, so I'll throw out thought fragments: complex story...complex physics...actions, logical consequences, logical reactions...external and internal conflict...flawed characters...no pure bad-guy antagonist. I love movies that make me think -- that don't simplify for the sake of broad box office appeal. Nolan's Memento was another. Others include The Prestige (also Nolan); Stranger Than Fiction; The Usual Suspects; Donnie Darko; 2 Days in the Valley; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Sure, I love a good, mindless laugh, or a gory fright flick, but the ones that keep me thinking for days are those that inspire my writing.
How about you? What have been some of your most inspiring experiences? Do they tend to involve books (fiction? nonfiction?)? Films? Music? Dance? Everyday events? Real people?
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Traveling by Book
But it got me thinking: reading's a great way to travel when you don't have money for a fare.
I use cookbooks. We collect photo-rich books that cover a range of cuisines. The books put out by Hermes House (like the one at left) have great photos and an introductory section on the country covered.
Just leafing through them often calms my travel cravings. (They cause other cravings in the process, but that's another story.)
So I'm curious:
- Do you use books to travel in lean or busy times?
- What kinds of books do you prefer to "travel" with?
- Do you go for real or imaginary destinations?
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Spill It: Weird Home Remedies
So Monday, awesome agency sibling Josephine mentioned on Twitter that when she was young, her mom made her drink hot Jell-O to when she was sick.
After a round of What?!s and Ew!s (OK, mostly from me), Josephine said her mom had two basic remedies for childhood illness. Either they had to drink the hot Jell-O, or they had to eat melted butter (with lemon and honey) by the spoonful. Because that's how it went down when Josephine's mother was little herself.
So basically:
- Parents are crazy.
- New parents don't know jack except what their parents knew.
- It's amazing we survive as a species.
I started wondering if some of the remedies I grew up with were weird, and I didn't know it because I was just a dumb kid.
So I picked one to share: when I was little, my mom cleaned my ears with hydrogen peroxide. I'd lie on the couch, head on her leg, and shiver as the bubbles did their work. Apparently, it worked. And it was really relaxing. In fact, I still treat my ears this way once a month, though sadly Mom's leg is with her in Indiana and I have to use a pillow instead.
But I've never seen anyone else do this. Sound familiar? Bizarre? If I'm losing my hearing should I stop? :)
Now it's your turn: can you think of a remedy you once accepted as Mom's Truth and now consider suspect? Spill it... (We promise we won't make fun of your mom. Any more than we already do.)
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Monday, July 12, 2010
Just Because It Works for Running...
Last week, I said I'd try something new: wake up at 5 a.m. to write. Getting up at 6 to run has worked great for getting my runs in, so I thought, Why not writing?
I tried it.
Getting up was (fairly) easy. So was sitting at my computer and opening the .TXT file I'd made for the experiment.
Right away, I realized I hadn't chosen a scene to write. Loathe to open my scene list and wake myself further with choosing, I decided to write stream-of-consciousness thoughts, like the morning pages exercise Julia Cameron promotes.
So I typed and typed. But it didn't empty my head (I seemed instead to be reaching for things to write) and it didn't bring me closer to writing on my book. Time slowed. Sleep crept close. My interest sank.
After twenty minutes, I jumped online to reconcile my bank accounts.*
FAIL.
I had two problems with this experiment. Maybe three. OK, four:
I only did it once. (Not good science.)
I don't want to have a different schedule than Dave has, but I chose to do something that puts me on a different schedule. (Duh.)
And I'd have to go to bed by 9:30. (No thanks.)
The biggest problem, though: I'm not excited about writing the book I tried the exercise for.
My head's been filled with revision ideas for the book that's on submission. For a while, this was counterproductive, but late last week I learned I may have an opportunity to do such a revision (on spec). I got some meaty editorial feedback, which I discussed with Super Agent Chris. My job this week is to decide if the suggestions will work for the story.
Which I'm very excited to discover.
And which I don't have to do at 5 in the freaking morning.
WOOT.
How about you? Had any writing experiments blow up in your face? Do tell!
*I do this every day. NERD.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Pie Pressure
So somebody -- I won't say who -- OK, it was Mike Jung -- said today that people should follow me on Twitter because I'm a pie aficionado, and I was all, "Heh-heh, you know it" and "Pie rocks!" and "Hmm, where can I get some pie?"
But then the pressure came down like a big, slobbery grizzly. What if people did follow me? And then they found my blog -- named DAILY PIE -- and it had no pictures of PIE on it?!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
In-Flight Magazine Wish List
1. If an aircraft has personal video monitors, offer a digital version of the mag. Save paper. Save weight. Save fuel. Win, win, win.
2. Give me a reason to keep the mag. The blog posts I most often bookmark have titles like "19 Things You Never Knew About Broccoli" and "365 Ways to Spread the Awesome." Numbered how-to articles can be catchy, creative, and (most important) useful. The only thing I ever kept from an in-flight mag was a pull-out booklet titled "100 Things You Can Do for the Planet." Sure, the planet's gonna survive us all, but it had good tips for making life here better.
3. Highlight books! I'd guess the #3 activity on planes (after sleeping and elbow jousting) is reading. Heck, that's what you're betting on with your mag. So give me some info on books I might find at the next airport (or through my eReader's wi-fi at the next airport): author profiles, seasonal reading lists, regional titles, books linked to destinations. Publishers put out thousands of books every year; tell me about them!
4. Ditch the ads masquerading as articles. Biggest offenders: real estate communities, dating services, anti-aging hocus pocus. They turn your mag into a fourth-rate medicine show. And they're so ubiquitous, I ignore them. I'm not alone.
5. Produce a green mag. Use 100% recycled paper and sustainable ink. Commit to recycling unused mags -- and all your other paper, plastic, metal, glass, and gray-water waste. Go digital (see #1).
How 'bout you, daily pie eaters? What do you want in an in-flight magazine?
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
101 Good Things to Do for Yourself
Howdy, all!
Still catching up after vacation, but wanted to share an article I keep bookmarked for reference:
Healthy Choices: The 101 Best Things to Do for Your Body Now
Yeah, it's on Women's Health, but most of the tips apply to both sexes. Dudes, just skim the stuff about stilettos and bras. Or, you know, get whatever use of it you can. No judgement here.
I found this one on page 2 intriguing:
Don't think twice about ruining your appetite:
Noshing on healthy fats (like pistachios, olives, or peanut butter) about 20 minutes before a meal helps your stomach digest food more slowly, so you'll feel full longer. Foods like these may also help your body absorb fat-soluble vitamins such as A, D, E, and K.
Enjoy, and I'll see you tomorrow!
Monday, July 5, 2010
Blog Chain: If It Works for Running...
Is there a place you like to write that's extra special? Have you carved out a writing niche? Is there a certain time of day (or night) when the words fall into place, and your brain is focused on nothing but writing?
I've noticed a pattern lately involving my dining room, to whit: I sit at the table and writing solutions come out of thin air. Sometimes they're for the wrong project, but whatever -- solutions are solutions. I was puzzled about why the dining room would be the space that did this, until I remembered: that dining room is where I began writing fiction.
It was summer, hot and sticky. The dining room's on the west side of the house, so it didn't cool down till after dark. Dave worked out of state that summer; one of the ways I occupied myself was to write. I found the words flowed best from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., and soon my waking schedule had shifted.
I went back to a normal schedule when Dave returned. (We'd had uncoordinated schedules before, when I was a baker, but it always sucked to be hours out of sync.) I wrote in the evenings, which was cool during NaNoWriMo, but also meant I was giving up most of the time I had to spend with Dave outside work.
A couple years ago, I went part-time to write in the afternoons, and have slowly been shaving hours and days from my work schedule. And afternoon writing's OK. But it's not optimal -- too many distractions.
So I'm gonna try something new.
Dave and I run. Because summer's so toasty, we recently started waking up early to run. And it's been amazing -- traffic is light, the sun's yet to rise, and at the end of the day we don't have a workout hanging over our heads. Why not try the same thing with writing?
On Wednesday morning, I'm going to get up at 5:00, sit down at my computer, and start writing. I hope to use my sleepiness to enter a writing trance. I may not even write for my current WIP -- may just free-write and see what happens. But who knows? Maybe the words will veer into my WIP. Which would be awesome. I'll just keep typing till Dave's alarm goes off at 6:00, when I'll stop, hit Ctrl+S, and then walk away.
If it works, every day I'll have text I can dive right back into in the afternoon. Or I'll have freed one afternoon hour for reading or research, or one of a bunch of other projects, like preserving the goods from our garden. At any rate, it's worth a shot, right?
So I took the question and then a side-road off the question. Hope you don't mind. :) Cole managed to stay on course before me, and Amanda continues the route next. Stop by their respective haunts to see what they have to say.
























